Blame It On The Rain

Given the state of the economy and job market, we should perhaps begin to ready ourselves for President Rick Perry.  I don’t know whether he’ll win or not, but if he does we can rest assured that our country will be in the hands of God.  This is because not only is Perry a good evangelical Christian, he has also been the recipient of supernatural guideposts throughout his life.

Here, courtesy of rightwingwatch.org, you can hear for yourself about one of the great supernatural miracles that led Perry on his path in life. Continue reading

Wake Up! It’s Tefillin Time!

Say what you will about my critiques (sounds better than “attacks”) on the Haredim, even I wasn’t dumb enough to be sucked in by the tales of the dog stoning in Jerusalem.

That gives me leave to report on the truly silly reports that come to me over the transom all day long.  Take, for example, this report from the Jerusalem Post: Continue reading

Hey God! JK LOL TTYL

Every time a celebrity or athlete thanks God for her or his achievements, I wonder if they blame him for their failures.  Buffalo Bills wide receiver Stevie Johnson certainly does.  He dropped an easy game-winning pass on Sunday and later tweeted:

I PRAISE YOU 24/7!!!!!! AND THIS HOW YOU DO ME!!!!! YOU EXPECT ME TO LEARN FROM THIS??? HOW???!!! ILL NEVER FORGET THIS!! EVER!!! THX THO…

Insert your own joke here.